Missing Broncos fan Craigslist Cawk hunter??

So the guy who went missing at a Bronco's game supposedly just decided to "go for a walk" and ended up 110 miles away? OH and he slept in bushes along the way and "ditched his Broncos hat so no one would recognize him"? I'm thinking he got a hankering for some sausage and got caught up in some shit. What say you?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/29/us/missing-denver-broncos-fan/index.html

(CNN) -- A Denver Broncos fan who disappeared during a game five days ago simply had "had his fill of football" and decided to take a walk to "somewhere warmer," police said Wednesday.

Paul Kitterman, 53, was found safe Tuesday night in Pueblo, Colorado, about 110 miles south of Denver's Sports Authority Field at Mile High.

Though the Pueblo Police Department released additional details about Kitterman's disappearance, questions will probably persist among his family and friends. One pal told CNN early Tuesday she was sure that "something bad" had happened to him.

Kitterman was attending his first game with his stepson, Jarod Tonneson, and two friends who sat in another section in the stadium for the Thursday Night Football showdown. The four had ridden from Kremmling, Colorado, together.

Despite it being his first experience at a Broncos game -- and the Broncos leading 14-7 at halftime in a matchup with division rivals, the San Diego Chargers -- Kitterman apparently decided to leave the game while Tonneson was in a bathroom.

Pueblo police got a report Tuesday that a man fitting Kitterman's description was in a Kmart parking lot. Police found him in good health, and he "was speaking and answering questions intelligibly that were asked of him," according to a police statement.

Asked why he vanished, he told an officer that he had "had his fill of football and decided to go for a walk," the statement said. He wanted to walk "somewhere warmer," it said.

Kitterman further told police he'd ditched his Broncos hat so no one would recognize him and "mentioned sleeping in treed areas and in bushes during his journey to Pueblo," the statement said.

Kitterman said he was tired, so police chaplains arranged a room for him, and police called his family to pick him up.

Before Kitterman was found in Pueblo, Tia Bakke, one of the friends with whom he attended the game, told CNN this type of behavior was not customary of him.

He was not intoxicated, and he had no mental health issues, she said.

"Paul is the best guy you could ask for. They don't make them like Paul anymore," said Bakke, who met Kitterman through her boyfriend, who has known Kitterman for a decade.

He'd been known to get away -- to ride his horse or go camping -- but he always told people where he was going, Bakke said.

Making matters more complicated was that police couldn't track him via a cell phone or credit cards. He didn't care for either, friends and family said.

The family is not releasing any details, according to stepdaughter Tawna Tonneson's Facebook post, which also said that Kitterman was safe and back with his family.

"We thank everyone again for everything y'all did to help us," the post said. "I knew God was walking by our side."

Meth cook/dealer IMO

Sandy Pantz - Meth cook/dealer IMO

Could be why he didn't have a cell phone.

I know cell phones make trolling craigslist for .. wait, I don't know anything about this.

Sounds more like an LSD trip gone bad. It started to kick in around halftime, crowds freaked him out so he bolted.

wut ?

Fugazi - Sounds more like an LSD trip gone bad. It started to kick in around halftime, crowds freaked him out so he bolted.

But why intentionally take your hat off so no one would recognize you? You'd think if he was trippin he wouldn't even think of something like that.

Guy randomly walks off in the weirdest way and your first thought is that he was looking for cock?

Are you trying to say something? Phone Post 3.0

Steven McTowelie - Guy randomly walks off in the weirdest way and your first thought is that he was looking for cock?

Are you trying to say something? Phone Post 3.0

I think I've said too much.

lol

Steven McTowelie - Guy randomly walks off in the weirdest way and your first thought is that he was looking for cock?

Are you trying to say something? Phone Post 3.0
I think its time we take a stroll Phone Post 3.0

Maybe he was just sick of everything and wanted to start again somewhere new? And just doesn't want to reveal that to the world?

You guys realize that Pueblo is the Transgender capitol of the world right. Im pretty sure he was looking for some lady cock.

E55 Pilot - You guys realize that Pueblo is the Transgender capitol of the world right. Im pretty sure he was looking for some lady cock.
Really...

How would you rank their trannies by (in order):

Cock size
Looks
Passibility

? Phone Post 3.0

I am more concerned how this thought could "randomly" pop up in your head?

WAIT A MINUTE!

OP was on Craigslist and came across the missing dude's post looking for cock.

It all makes sense now! Phone Post 3.0

Steven McTowelie - WAIT A MINUTE!

OP was on Craigslist and came across the missing dude's post looking for cock.

It all makes sense now! Phone Post 3.0

Nah, I'D post it if I did. His story just doesn't make sense...he's hiding something.