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MAM fighter attacked, robbed by animal
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<p>In the hard hills of Phuket, AKA Thailand founder Mike Swick has a Thug Life moment with one gangster monkey over a water bottle.</p>
Those monkeys are dicks! I lived in Phuket for a year and encountered them several times. One took my keys out of my pocket and threw them over the cliff. Another one (it was wearing a dress and named Natalie), was sitting on my shoulder, decided to rip my wooden plug out of my ear, take a bite out of the wood, and spit it out. Then the little bitch grabbed my sunglasses and ran away with them.