MMA Fighter vs Real Fighter

Do you all really think an army is made up of faggity-ass showman?

Get a grip fellas, this ain't St. Mary's...

so MMA fighters arent real fighters?

what exactly are army guys taught for SD?

wouldnt it be functional MA???

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sigh

What happenes if an MMA fighter gets into a fight against a street fighter that fights dirty with poking the eyes, biting, pulling hair, sqeazing the balls, finger locks, hits the to the throat, biting, what MMA moves would counter this?

what happends when you take a Karate man down?

Am I to understand an MMA fighter couldnt use dirty tactics in the street just like the so-called "street fighter?" So when an MMA guy gets into street fight, he's just going to abide by MMA rules? Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure an MMA fighter could adapt and kick his ass.

"What happenes if an MMA fighter gets into a fight against a street fighter that fights dirty with poking the eyes, biting, pulling hair, sqeazing the balls, finger locks, hits the to the throat, biting, what MMA moves would counter this"

All the dirty tactics in the world won't matter when I'm sitting mounted on your chest.

If you poke me in the eye and grab my balls, I'll consider that foreplay and fuck you when I'm bored from punching you.

And yes, we can cuddle afterwards.

LMAO @ DHG

"If you poke me in the eye and grab my balls, I'll consider that foreplay and fuck you when I'm bored from punching you"

classic

Its ot as easy to take a guy down in a street fight against a real street fighter than it is in a ring with rules thats all im saying, your saying if you mount someone and he sticks a thumb in you eye, bite what ever he can and scratches your face that it wont affect you?

didn't answer my Question....

Ever Heard of Vale Tudo?

If I am in the mount position, I can reach my opponent's face much easier than he can mine. An eyegouge will certainly hurt and affect me, but it will most certainly see me retaliate by digging my thumbs in my opponent's eyesockets, with gravity on my side.

A superior position means you can deliver more punishment with less effort.

It will never get to that point to mount because I will grab and take your balls off of you before you get the chance I will bite a piece of you off, rip some of your hair, an ear ring sqeeze your throat, kick you knee, break your finger with a finger lock.

I thought this was about magazines--oops.

so your gonna be close enough to bite,pull hair, squeeze the throat and throw on a finger lock, but wouldnt that mean your opponent is close enough to punch you square in the jaw or kick you in the balls? or bite? etc...etc...???

works both ways

Yawn.

Im just saying an MMA fighter is used to rules, a street fighter isnt. MMA is the closet thing to the real thing and it helps alot but alot of BJJers and MMAers out there that just train in that and have never fought in a street fight fights someone that fights dirty like that it would shock them and they wouldnt know what to do.

What if the MMA fighter were Mike Kyle?

LOL ...Mike Kyle would fit right in