Phil: Haley and Andy love each other and they don't know!
Claire: Is that true, honey?
Haley: Dad, what makes you think he's in love with me.
Phil: I could tell by the way he hugged you good-bye.
Claire: Phil, are you sure about this?
Phil: Claire, I think I know the look of love in another man's eyes.
Haley: Well, that was fun for me... -sad-...Mom, can we drink now?
Claire: Honey, it's lunch time.
Haley: -groan-
Claire: What? That's a yes!
I've only seen like 5 episodes but it's actually decent.
"Phil-osophy" or whatever was great 
Clyde Bigsby is the tits. I still can't believe whats her face hacked her tits off.
Season 8:
"hey, where did your tits go? Why are even still on the show, you selfish ho?"
I watch very little network tv, but wed night is funny. Gold burgs, the middle and modern family are all solid.
Are they giving new episodes of the Middle? I thought it was cancelled.
Its pretty sad that the big sister's mosquito bites look better than the fattie nerd now. Just caught the latest episode, though. Funny stuff.
woah! spoilers!