Mookie3:16 accomplishment list

I know he can:

Pitch 100 mph
Bowl a perfect 300

If other people could ad to this list Id appreciate it. No trolling

3 IQ points higher than Shootfightermike

in for greatness

1 PFP poster on this site for the last 10 years.

Tumbleweeds gif 

He sucks a mean cock. Even better than his dad. 

He can eat a whole pizza! 

I hear he has a very nice haircut.

I remember reading somewhere he did a perfect NCAA march madness bracket 2 years in a row. This was a few years ago, I'm not sure how mny he has done since.

He can fart the alphabet. 

Gordon_Gekko - 

I remember reading somewhere he did a perfect NCAA march madness bracket 2 years in a row. This was a few years ago, I'm not sure how mny he has done since.


I forgot about that. He sure did.

StevetheWeasel - The 100mph pitch is Hay Straw, not Mookie. Mookie can hit a baseball 500 feet, though.

I'll also add to his accomplishments, that he has gotten himself down to 0% body fat.
No, I remember the thread of Mookie saying he threw 100 mph. Why he never tried to walk on to the Yankees Ill never know. He could have been like a Wild Thing with homerun power

I heard he is really chuck Norris

He made sex with Emma Watson.