cool ya self - "That little fucker hit me with a Hadukan or something" - Nick Diaz on GomiBas us the man! Thanks for posting those
Bas has some of the most bad ass quotes. Can't believe he hasn't been mentioned yet.
"Somebodys telling me that about my wife; Im sorry sir im going to have to break your leg."
"I dont believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye."
"Apparently the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke...personally i'd just kick it in the head."
"if he dies, he dies"
Chimp Strength - Rampage - Black on black crime... personal favourite.
I thought this was funny back in the early 90's when Charles Barkley said it. With Rampage not so much. I also can't stand the bad breff jokes.
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How's taste my big pee-pee?
Andrei Arlovski to Tim Sylvia, who was dating Andrei's ex.
"I want to fuck Chuck!" Wandy Silva
Reminds me of one of my favourite movie quotes, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison"
This by far is the best quote
Do Jesus approve of the Ricardo Arona use steroid?...actuality, the Jesus do not care---even the Jesus hates that asshole Arona
— Fake Rickson Gracie (@RicksonGracieJJ) June 13, 2012
"Everyone has a game plan till you get hit in the mouth" - Forrest Griffin
I always liked "If we fight for money, I'll stop hitting you when you ask me to. If we fight for honor, I'll stop hitting you when I feel like it." - Rickson Gracie
"Why would I beat him down when I can just stare him down?" Hendo
Crooklyn - I will beat you into a living death. -Ken Shamrock
You don't bring family into personal life. -Tito Ortiz
To the death! -BJ Penn
How's taste my pee pee? -Andrei Arlovski
came to post these
The fedor quote about how he views every opponent trying to send him back to poverty and that opponent must be eliminated. 
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haha theres one way to look at it.
pretty badass IMO
that dan henderson one that rogan talks about has gotten pretty popular in the last couple weeks as well, what do you say back to that? haha nothing
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Diablo? Who the fuck calls me that? - Nick Diaz
cramon101 - "Everyone has a game plan till you get hit in the mouth" - Forrest Griffin
That was a Mike Tyson quote before Forrest said it, and he probably lifted it from elsewhere
It is one of my favourites though
"This isn't Survivor, you don't vote him off, you beat him off" - Dana White
"I can do anything."
-Oleg Taktarov
"right leg hospital, left leg cemetary"
crocop--fuckin hard
dipsheet - "I can do anything."
-Oleg Taktarov
Yes - great one.
Doesn't read particularly well, but it was badass when he said it.