And risk getting......KNOCKED OUT!!!
during etim vs barboza
"mirko looks tentative though..." you know what's next
"agh look at all that ice" "it's look the three stooges"
Torres vs melvin
Add yours
retard control
crackhead control
etc.
"Eastmans cut look
s like a goats vagina"
"Can't fight the internet " ... when Goldie was promoing his monkeys in space album or whatever it was and Goldie said buy it don't download it...
a K1 level striker!
remeber (insert fighters name) has VERY UNDERRATED (enter skill)skillz.
crowbar - "Eastmans cut look
s like a goats vagina"
This is the best ever. He even jokes about that one/
"Check you out."
Rape choke
"Brilliant."
"OH!!! HE CLIPPED HIM!"
The whole ice incident had me rolling
Welcome to the Machida era
I love the "and risk getting KNOCKED OUT!"
Perfect timing.
" YOU ARE RIGHT MIKE GOLDBERG"
If this were a video game his health bar would be significantly decreased.
"Paulo's/Roller's standup looks very awkward, Koscheck/Tavares looks so much more fluid on his feet."
Cue Koscheck/Tavares immediately getting KTFO! Too funny!
crowbar - "Eastman`s cut look`s like a goats vagina"
This was the first thing that came to mind
"OOOOOOHH!"
"its over folks"
when he thought some guy was in deep submission only to have guy escape it