Most unrealistic Star Wars moment

Rey running faster than a black man(Finn).

"TFA is SOOO diverse and progressive."

Makes the only black man in the movie a janitor (hygiene technician for you SJWs).

(TRY and keep it funny, people.)

When the Ewoks were going to cook Han with his clothes on. Cutest human eaters EVA!!!!

not a star wars guy, but noticed on the commercials they have these HUGE robotic animal looking things towering over everything walking around shooting, but the things only have these two "phew-phew" lasers at the front of the face... why would they build the gigantic robots with only peashooters?

Lightsabers 

Pilots flying like they are in video games and screaming at the top of their lungs.

 

Luke and leia wouldn't have been able to kiss each other if they had realistically been wearing astronaut helmets.

Actually it would be all the space sound effects. 

 

Train Sumo - Which scene had the janitor? Maybe thats why disney made the empire into nazis

The Empire was always Nazis. Darth Vader wears a samurai Stahlhelm.

Train Sumo - Which scene had the janitor? Maybe thats why disney made the empire into nazis
Finn was the janitor, lol.

Boba Fett having a jetpack and still falling to his death

Train Sumo -
TheBearStare - Luke and leia wouldn't have been able to kiss each other if they had realistically been wearing astronaut helmets.
The planet was earthlike. This doesnt make sense
They kissed on Hoth and the Deathstar.

Neither time should they have been wearing astronaut helmets.

Leia driving a speeder bike, women cant drive.

anthonyMI - 
Train Sumo - Which scene had the janitor? Maybe thats why disney made the empire into nazis

The Empire was always Nazis. Darth Vader wears a samurai Stahlhelm.


This, the Empire have been the Nazi's since 1977

I'll have to go with the visible lasers impacting on the shiny metal and no evidence of a reflected bolt.

and all the ships in space being oriented the same direction. I'd screw with people and put my ship upside down compared to everyone else.

Obi Wan cuts off that dudes arm in the cantina and it bleeds everywhere.

Every other time someones limbs were severed the wound was cauterized.

The part where a million years in the future humans are not all interbred into one race and still have british accents.

Leia not getting pregnant while hanging with Lando and Han was frozen. 

mexicans in space

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well they dont have much rocket science there

If you listed the dumb bits from the prequels, it would stack to the actual stars.

IgnorantDeadline -

The part where a million years in the future humans are not all interbred into one race and still have british accents.

It was actually a long time ago in a galaxy far away dummy