Washington, and Texas
If two parties agree verbally and/or in writing to combat, as long as there are no serious injuries and no property damage is done, it’s legal.
Not too many people are aware about this. I only know about this b/c some fuckhead last year talked shit online and it was in a community type of group so I assumed he wouldn’t live far away, and I advised him if he wanted to talk the same way in person it could be arranged.
He actually invited me to fight, and I accepted. I drove to his place, ended up whooping his ass, but afterwards he still called the cops like a bitch. The thing is, is that the cops weren’t going to do shit because of how it all transpired, it was actually legal within the mutual combat law. The cops never even investigated or interigated me and I know for a fact they were called because he called them in my presence.(I dipped out soon after though)
I state this, because A LOT of people NEED TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE, and I’m sure plenty of those people reside in Washington and in Texas. So, try to be smart, try to get them to admit in writing that they’d be okay with an agreed fist fight, and you can actually whoop their ass without getting into any trouble.
Now go punch someone deserving