My 5th White Claw

And none more after this (I do have the rest of the week off). Somebody stop me… Hope all of you fucks are doing well…

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ha gay GIF

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Perhaps but not a f@ggot (nothing wrong with that)…

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go get it bro… there’s a chick on FB does funny white claw blood alcohol bits. I’ll hook you up

https://www.facebook.com/LorynPowell

Read “My Fifth Wife’s Claws” and was like “I can relate. The fourth was a nightmare but the fifth was a living death”.

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What did your dad say when you told him you were gay?

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You’re still sober.

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White girl wasted.

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5th… Animal…

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bar bay GIF

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ECW ECW ECW!

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Drunk Fucked Up GIF

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Don’t drink the 6th one dude… your girl friend will have to hold your hair while over the Porcelain throne…

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OP and his boyfriend:

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How much semen do you typically swallow before you feel like puking?

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Just my guess, but likely a lot less then you… just sayin…

I’ve never drank a white claw cause I’m a real man!

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I had 2 free ones July 4th… I got zero buzz from them. What a girl’s drink