And none more after this (I do have the rest of the week off). Somebody stop me… Hope all of you fucks are doing well…
go get it bro… there’s a chick on FB does funny white claw blood alcohol bits. I’ll hook you up
Read “My Fifth Wife’s Claws” and was like “I can relate. The fourth was a nightmare but the fifth was a living death”.
What did your dad say when you told him you were gay?
You’re still sober.
White girl wasted.
ECW ECW ECW!
Don’t drink the 6th one dude… your girl friend will have to hold your hair while over the Porcelain throne…
OP and his boyfriend:
How much semen do you typically swallow before you feel like puking?
Just my guess, but likely a lot less then you… just sayin…
I’ve never drank a white claw cause I’m a real man!
I had 2 free ones July 4th… I got zero buzz from them. What a girl’s drink