My bitch GF of 5 years left me

I just got a text from my GF that she doesn’t want to see me any more and is breaking up. She hasn’t been answering my calls for a while.

She was a waitress when I met her and I helped her get a good career. She is really successful but what she doesn’t know is I can get her fired and put her back to being a waitress.

I told her she better change her mind or we’re both gonna be sorry.

She texted back and said that we had some great times and still loved me but she had to live her life on her own. She also said she would have been successful without me.

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I’m also a big 80s fan

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A text after 5 yrs?

I wish her AIDS from her (obviously) new black boyfriend.

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I know I shouldn’t be so angry

I’m only human

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Sorry brother but know after it’s all done and said you will look back and be happier. It’s just how it works.

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Honestly though, the other Tim Duncan paid a trainer who boned his wife so this should be no surprise. Team Lightskin taking another loss.

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Fuck her mom and send her the pics.

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Does she like penisalotus and getting caught in the drain
Asking for a friend

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Pretty much this. Forget her & move on.

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Bitch did it through text… sorry man, that’s pretty weak. Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise, you dodged one here!

On the bright side… At least you weren’t married, you get to keep ALL your .999!

She locked another dude in. Sorry bro

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You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now five years later on you’ve got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don’t forget it’s me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too.

Don’t. Don’t you want me?
You know I can’t believe it when I hear that you won’t see me
Don’t. Don’t you want me?
You know I don’t believe you when you say that you don’t need me

It’s much too late to find
When you think you’ve changed your mind
You’d better change it back or we will both be sorry

Don’t you want me, baby?
Don’t you want me? Oh!
Don’t you want me, baby?
Don’t you want me? Oh!

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
That much is true
But even then I knew I’d find a much better place
Either with or without you
The five years we have had have been such good at times
I still love you
But now I think it’s time I lived my life on my own
I guess it’s just what I must do

Don’t. Don’t you want me?
You know I can’t believe it when I hear that you won’t see me
Don’t. Don’t you want me?
You know I don’t believe you when you say that you don’t need me

It’s much too late find
When you think you’ve changed your mind
You’d better change it back or we will both be sorry

Don’t you want me, baby?
Don’t you want me? Oh!
Don’t you want me, baby?
Don’t you want me? Oh!

Don’t you want me, baby?
Don’t you want me? Oh!
Don’t you want me, baby?
Don’t you want me? Oh!

Don’t you want me, baby?
Don’t you want me? Oh!
Don’t you want me, baby?
Don’t you want me? Oh

Don’t you want me, baby?
Don’t you want me? Oh!
Don’t you want me, baby?
Don’t you want me? Oh!

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OP you goddamn sonovabitch lol

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Get an STD test fast. If she leaned on you for 5 years she found a replacement.

Are you saying every single black person has AIDS? That’s a little r*cist.

Passive aggressively threatening her job outs you as a complete beta pussy and solidifies she’s doing the right thing by looking for a real man.

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Maybe it should of been your job that kept her around

Lol a slow Friday night on the og…

Stfu asshat

That said that is always the appropriate response to your bitch ass but I can agree that Tim shouldn’t try to get her fired.

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