I love these stories, and I finally have one to add.
So at work today, my boss says, "Hey, I'm trying to set up a fight between you and 'Joe', he used to be a cage fighter" I say, "Oh really?" and call the guy over.
"Hey, you cage fight?"
"Yeah"
"Where have you fought at?"
"Las Vegas"
"Oh...with what organization? King of the Cage? Where?"
He says, "No, nothing like that. This guy who owned a restaurant used to set me up with fights" The guy is mumbling at this point and basically walks away. Guy is like 26 and supposedly has a 3rd degree in something. I guess he needed to feel like a bad-ass or something. What a tool.
act as though you believe him. Then strike up a conversation about you having difficulty with a certain submission. Ask him how to properly execute the sub you are having trouble with, say for instance the head and arm triangle. The one that Rob MacDonald got chocked out with.
I'm little more than a live heavy bag and grappling dummy at my gym for the fighters. There's no way in hell I'm going to tell anyone that I'm a "cage fighter."
I had a guy who came in and told me all about the cage fights he had up in Canada and how he knocked someone out and nearly killed them and the power he could generate was so scary he vowed never to fight again and in went on like that with no pauses for quite a while.
I wonder if when I worked in the IT department of an accounting firm and told people I was an ultimate fighter whether they thought these same things...? :)
I worked with a guy who "trained" a guy in Kung Fu who "almost" made a TUF. It wasn't even a style applicable to MMA, it was internal Kung Fu. But, he couldn't show me the deadly techniques 'cause his shoulder hurt. Dude...