My contact ripped this morning...

and I can't put a new one in until I get home because I'm an asshole that doesn't carry around spares or keep them in my office. So now I have a headache from only being able to see out of one eye all day. My eye has been watering profusely like someone was chopping onions and setting the pieces on fire.

Anyone want to start a gofundme for me? I only need like 10k and some Christmas presents.

Is this how you feel, OP?

Or is it more like this?

You better get another contact in before you get cancer

You need some element 140 in that cunt of an eye