My farts

So here lately I've been having smelly disgusting gas.

In general I'm a gassy guy but they normally aren't disgusting and hardly smelly.

I just farted and literally ran my girlfriend out of bed and out of the room then it was so bad and lingering I had to get up and febreeze the room Phone Post 3.0

I can fap to this. Phone Post 3.0

I've had the ones that linger a couple times and Jesus Christ is it disgusting. It's like you're swimming in it Phone Post 3.0

YeahButNotInTheEyes - I've been strapped to my bed the past two years in a self-made prison. I've hired immigrants to force feed me chili and collards every three hours, on the hour. I'm completely naked and aligned my asshole into a specific groove in my bed, constantly farting into it. I shit through a tube and piss in Pepsi bottles. Eventually, when the time is right and I've fulfilled my purpose, I'm going to get up and snort a whiff of that foul groove my asshole has lingered over for years. This is how I want to die. This is my calling. Phone Post 3.0
Words can not express how much i enjoyed this post vu for you and your poo particle groove Phone Post 3.0

YeahButNotInTheEyes - I've been strapped to my bed the past two years in a self-made prison. I've hired immigrants to force feed me chili and collards every three hours, on the hour. I'm completely naked and aligned my asshole into a specific groove in my bed, constantly farting into it. I shit through a tube and piss in Pepsi bottles. Eventually, when the time is right and I've fulfilled my purpose, I'm going to get up and snort a whiff of that foul groove my asshole has lingered over for years. This is how I want to die. This is my calling. Phone Post 3.0
I just hope I can dream up some way to die as magnificently as you have my friend! VU TO YOU. Phone Post 3.0

Mines pretty bad. My girl says i need to see a doctor. Dont give me cheese beans or alot of fiber or else RIP Phone Post 3.0

This sounds like it smelt like one of my dogs farts.

leaves the room Phone Post 3.0

I fart and my kids call it out...I have them trained! Phone Post 3.0

tonyromosbackspasm - So here lately I've been having smelly disgusting gas.

In general I'm a gassy guy but they normally aren't disgusting and hardly smelly.

I just farted and literally ran my girlfriend out of bed and out of the room then it was so bad and lingering I had to get up and febreeze the room Phone Post 3.0


Have you ever had pain that was centered around the bottum of your sternum/rib cage area?  If feels like someone is standing on your chest in that location, but the pain isn't quite in your back and it isn't quite in your chest?



 



I had the worst gas for years.  I would let one out in a store, and people shopping around me thought the store was having sewer problems.  I've had dogs get up and leave the room.  I worked in a smoke filled casino, and people 30-40 feet away would get a whiff of it.



 



For me, it was my gall bladder.  My gall bladder basically died, it had turned gangrenous and was rotting away. 



I'll be honest, I kind of miss it.

imshaft -
tonyromosbackspasm - So here lately I've been having smelly disgusting gas.

In general I'm a gassy guy but they normally aren't disgusting and hardly smelly.

I just farted and literally ran my girlfriend out of bed and out of the room then it was so bad and lingering I had to get up and febreeze the room Phone Post 3.0


Have you ever had pain that was centered around the bottum of your sternum/rib cage area?  If feels like someone is standing on your chest in that location, but the pain isn't quite in your back and it isn't quite in your chest?



 



I had the worst gas for years.  I would let one out in a store, and people shopping around me thought the store was having sewer problems.  I've had dogs get up and leave the room.  I worked in a smoke filled casino, and people 30-40 feet away would get a whiff of it.



 



For me, it was my gall bladder.  My gall bladder basically died, it had turned gangrenous and was rotting away. 



I'll be honest, I kind of miss it.

Holy shit that's crazy!!

No I don't have too mch pain with mine.

It's just foul. If I eat pork rinds(cracklins) they may have to evacuate my city. Phone Post 3.0

The week my daughter was born I had a stomach bug which made my shit, farts, and burps smell EXACTLY the same. Some sort of foul garlicky lingering death cloud coming out of both holes. I had to leave our hospital room to even burp and let myself air out for 5 mins before I could return. I could almost see a green stench cloud wafting off of me wherever I went Phone Post 3.0

Been awhile but I use to unleash those piping hot SBD's back in my high school days that would just level people's olfactory senses. Just about singed my turd cutter a couple of times.

I was awesome at joining in the disgust of my fellow classmates & looking around with them to see if the offender could be identified. BRUTAL.

I think it was probably the chorizo con huevos my mom always use to make. Phone Post 3.0

I was watching my cousin play in a national baseball tournament two years ago and I cleared out an entire bleacher section.

Had to leave the bleachers with them for fear of being ostracized forever. Phone Post 3.0

You are not alone OP. I'm working on the latest technology with the top men..Scratch n Sniff OG. We will be able to scratch our screens with one pointy fingernail, be it a computer, a phone, whatever your access device may be.

We can then trade fart smells. We can compare them. We can break the scents down like wine connoisseurs analyzing the fine floral notes of the newest pinot. We can have competitions that will facilitate PayPal bets. The possibilities are endless.

There will be many uses for this technology, but I can not imagine one better than swapping egg farts with another rotten OGer from the comfort of home. Phone Post 3.0

OCMikey - You are not alone OP. I'm working on the latest technology with the top men..Scratch n Sniff OG. We will be able to scratch our screens with one pointy fingernail, be it a computer, a phone, whatever your access device may be.

We can then trade fart smells. We can compare them. We can break the scents down like wine connoisseurs analyzing the fine floral notes of the newest pinot. We can have competitions that will facilitate PayPal bets. The possibilities are endless.

There will be many uses for this technology, but I can not imagine one better than swapping egg farts with another rotten OGer from the comfort of home. Phone Post 3.0
How much for 15% of the company?!

I had egg salad this morning. Beware to those who come in contact with me I gave no fucks this morning about casualties Phone Post 3.0

Just let one go at work...I hung out in it a little too long and now I'm dizzy... Phone Post 3.0

I get pretty rank gas. Good thing I live in a bi level though. The farts tend to run down the stairs. Phone Post 3.0

YeahButNotInTheEyes - I've been strapped to my bed the past two years in a self-made prison. I've hired immigrants to force feed me chili and collards every three hours, on the hour. I'm completely naked and aligned my asshole into a specific groove in my bed, constantly farting into it. I shit through a tube and piss in Pepsi bottles. Eventually, when the time is right and I've fulfilled my purpose, I'm going to get up and snort a whiff of that foul groove my asshole has lingered over for years. This is how I want to die. This is my calling. Phone Post 3.0
Lmao

That's what you call going out in style Phone Post 3.0