FlyinHawaiian - It"s not a good sign when it becomes a chore to doink the old lady karasu. You may have low T. You may be jacking off too much. Or, and I"ve suspected this all along, you may be gay.
LOL no way am I a GAY! I am a traditional gentleman of regular habit which means I have a natural masculine appreciation for the classical feminine structure which is a naturaly curvaceous HuskyFat design capable for daily kitchen responsibilities which is why my ramen effort was not a daily occurance but a uncommon suprise.
but even though I am a gentleman of regular habit I am also a man which promotes American liberal FREEDOM so of course I support a GAY RIGHTS to be a GAY and his rights to lift weights to achieve a curvaceous feminine HuskyFat shape if it is his aspiration
Your denial of being gay is a little too vigorous karasu! It's nothing to be ashamed of, as you mention yourself.
Please examine your behavior with an open mind: You go out of your way to make your GF a special ramen knowing FULL WELL that she will want to reward you with sex.
But you have absolutely NO desire for HETEROSEXUAL activity.
You don't have real excuse, so you come up with the ear ache excuse for both her...and for us.
Then you can't help but engage in an all male bonding ritual by sharing the whole experience with us.
Connect the dots karasu. This thread is all about you finally coming out of the closet. And that's OK.