My gf (no pics) rnc'd a russian hooker at my job

After some urging from a close friend and fellow OGer I was convinced to post this.

I'm a bartender in the Lower east side in Manhattan which is an interesting area, because it's gentrified with 4k studios and boutique restaurants but still has a lot of locals in rent controlled places. So I was working on Mother's Day and it was pretty slow. My girlfriends mom is in Seattle so she came with me and brought the laptop and in between customers we hung out watching movies and whatnot.

My shift ends at 8, around 6 this Dominican chick who's a somewhat regular who kind of looks like a tranny comes in with this russian broad. They have 2 rounds and she asks for a receipt because the Russian has no money and has to pay her back, so I write her one and she pays. 15 min later she orders another round, I serve it and I go over to help other customers.

Around 7:15 she goes to get up to leave and I tell her she needs to pay, immediately her and the Russian start deny how much they've had to drink and pull out the receipt to prove it. I call the manager because she's a regular for him, and ask if he wants her 86'd or what? She assumes I'm on the phone with the cops and grabs my phone from my hand. When I go to grab it back the Russian swings at me, I catch her first..... And out of nowhere my gf comes from behind and slaps on a picture perfect rear naked choke just like I've taught her. Hand on bicep other hand behind the head, bam! It's locked in and the Russian is panicking.

I tell her to let her go and I grab the Russian to take her out... She tells my girl "you made a mistake touching me" to which she replies "no you made a mistake touching him!" I go to escort the other one out and she goes "I'll punch you in the face" and my girl from over my shoulder says "and you can get choked the fuck out too!!!" Phone Post 3.0

Mind you my girlfriend has never been in an actual fight, she's like a stoner hippy. She volunteers with animals, reads comics, and is going to school to be scientist.

So this was very shocking to say the least, but I guess that protective instinct came in. She says it went into overdrive because all the years of me bouncing and bartending and her not being around when women attacked me while she wasn't around.

Crazy shit bros, never loved her more than that day lol. Phone Post 3.0

You had your phone out. I can forgive not posting pics of your girl, but you have no excuse for not posting pics of the Russian hooker.

Shit I forgot to post the funniest part

They called the cops when the got outside, the cops showed up. One of them I know and their sergeant is a regular. I tell them what happened and they didn't care. They just wanted to know if I wanted to force them to pay their tab.


Cop- ok well here's what's gonna happen, you're not welcome in there anymore and we're leaving.

Hooker- but that girl assaulted me! She hurt my ankle! (Holds up elbow)

Cop- that's your elbow

Hooker- whatever she assaulted me!

Cop- well that's a good reason not to go back inside, now isn't it? Phone Post 3.0

So, you have girls fight for you and you make a fuss out of one drink? Phone Post 3.0

Suuuuure Phone Post 3.0

That's cool man, I'm glad you found someone to protect you. Phone Post 3.0

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She sounds like a keeper. Phone Post 3.0

That story is awesome and the cop sounds cool as shit.

Someonestolemysocks - Mind you my girlfriend has never been in an actual fight, she's like a stoner hippy. She volunteers with animals, reads comics, and is going to school to be scientist.

So this was very shocking to say the least, but I guess that protective instinct came in. She says it went into overdrive because all the years of me bouncing and bartending and her not being around when women attacked me while she wasn't around.

Crazy shit bros, never loved her more than that day lol. Phone Post 3.0
You've got yourself a keeper with that one.

Good stuff OP. Phone Post 3.0

My ex hated confrontation. Grabbing a cab in NY got her in an altercation with a hood rat.
Apparently it got heated and my ex dragged this chick in the cab and used her head as a drum. Then for some reason she grabbed this chicks pussy with her nails and started tearing at it.
Birches are crazy B Phone Post 3.0

stoner, i hardly knew er

Junnk - Suuuuure Phone Post 3.0
Like I said OGer blackinahat is good friend and he saw what haplenefg Phone Post 3.0

LawlerPushedInMyBrownEye - My ex hated confrontation. Grabbing a cab in NY got her in an altercation with a hood rat.
Apparently it got heated and my ex dragged this chick in the cab and used her head as a drum. Then for some reason she grabbed this chicks pussy with her nails and started tearing at it.
Birches are crazy B Phone Post 3.0
OP's story was awesome with his cool chick choking a hooker and the cops not giving a fuck. Your ex scratching a chicks pussy in a fight is glorious though I am dying on this toilet. Phone Post 3.0

I'd like to see Pussy Scratcher fight Choke Nerd for an interim title. That's a ppv I'd pay for! Phone Post 3.0

Never_rolled -
fanat - So, you have girls fight for you and you make a fuss out of one drink? Phone Post 3.0
Sorry about Bernie. There is always a guy like this in the crowd. Phone Post 3.0
Lol it's literally my job to collect money for drinks served. They had 2 rounds, that hardly makes them entitled for a free 3rd. You order a drink you pay for it, the part that made it especially shitty on their part is you could tell it was a scam with the receipt and all that.

As far as having my woman fight for me, I could've handled myself. She chose to handle the chick who tried to punch me... I know it's a odd that the woman who's my best friend and who I've been with for over 3 years gets angry and feels protective when a hooker attacks me. Phone Post 3.0

Lol women are so much fiercer than men, it's ridiculous. Hell has no fury...