My god this ring sting.

Got a little over confident at Buffalo Wild Wings yesterday- pre-seahawks vs panthers. Didn't even go full spicy, hovered around Mango Habenero for more wings than I should've.

Now, and for the last few hours I have been abusing the porcelain. Ring sting is real and I kinda wish I had a bidet to erase the pain.

I am walking like the escort Kid Crucial slayed in the butt on Thur night. Phone Post 3.0