My jizz smells like smoked pork

Anyone else ever find their jizz to smell like this? it's so weird. It's kind of a cross between a campfire and a smoked pork shoulder. It doesn't bother me. I actually prefer my jizz to smell like this. Am I dying or am I just becoming more of a manly man?

My jizz smells like strong chlorine. It's vile stuff.

What does it taste like?

Sounds pretty fucking manly if you ask me.  I can't shake the scent of lavender, on the other hand.  Not masculine at all and totally embarrassing.  It's not as bad as an adult, but junior high was tough as soon as the other guys noticed that my jizz had such an effeminate aroma...

Just think of what the inside of your arteries smell like!

But first, why are you sniffing jizz?

Pancake mix. Phone Post 3.0

Pics?

random_muppett - Asparagus makes mine taste funny Phone Post 3.0

Pee. It makes your pee taste funny.

Wait...wut?

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Jack Carter -


My jizz smells like strong chlorine. It's vile stuff.

yea, i always felt like i was at a indoor pool after bustin Phone Post

You've been ingesting too much white meat. Phone Post 3.0

I may try basting the turkey with it this year. It will probably be a big hit at the inlaws. Smoked jizz turkey....mmm...mmmm....good!

That, my friend, is the stench of discovery!!

Bleach smell for me. Phone Post 3.0

Al Cappucino - What does it taste like?
Pulled pork with a hint of cilia Phone Post 3.0

Mine is odorless. Phone Post 3.0



cheesesteak! What does it taste like??

Salty and smokey. It's pretty fucking good!

Smell it, eat it and send a sample for diagnosis