My MBA is in trouble!

As stated by Hammerhousefan, my MBA is my megabank account. I am getting fucking hammered right now. In reality, it isn't a true bank account, I have an IRA, an individual account, a joint account, my wife's IRA and my money market. The IRA, individual account, joint account and wife's IRA are all getting fucking hammered. Not as bad as some people because it was invested well, but I am still down over 20% in the last year. This blows.

I might have to push off retirement until 50 or something. I was on track for 43 or 44. FUCK!

Even worse now! Fuck.

I am afraid to look.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!