My neighbor is a single woman named Nancy. She is very normal looking and kind of cute. She isn’t married and doesn’t have kids.
But last night I was looking through her window and she was yelling. At no one. That’s not normal.
I keep trying to watch her from my attic so I can get a better view into her bedroom window. I want to make sure she’s sleeping normal.
Is she up to something weird?
Hey whats your favorite dinosaur?
Dinosaurs aren’t normal, and according to The Bible, they are not even real.
I don’t want to get in trouble.
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Well, you’re grounded, mister.
She’s an actress, rehearsing. Or see has a poltergeist she is communicating with. Or she is fucking nuts.
Oh my gosh! She sounds very strange.
Gee…Gee…that sure does seem weird. You’re right, OP.
Really? That’s extremely not normal
What exactly was she yelling?
Something about turkey basters which is a normal thing but it’s not normal to tell about it
I love it when at the end of the day, I can go home, change into some comfortable clothes, put on some gentle classical music, and yell about turkey blasers in the privacy of my own home.
Are you saying this isn’t normal?
No it’s not. It’s not the republican thing to do