My Wife Just Zinged Me Pretty Good.

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#1

I'm watching the Olympic women's swimming with my wife and the American girl is destroying the field. I turned to her and said "I'd like to see you in this race, do you know how ridiculous you would look?" She said "I'd like to see you in a big dick competition, do you know how ridiculous you would look?"

:(

#cucklife

#2

Dude, she just dynamited your beta ass. Like, she literally put dynamite in your ass and detonated that shit.

#3

pfsjkd -


Dude, she just dynamited your beta ass. Like, she literally put dynamite in your ass and detonated that shit.

Now I'm washing and brushing her hair.

#4

Man, if she pegged you it would less of an ass beating than you just took. Phone Post 3.0

#5

i went to a big dick competition and came in last, next to last, and next to next to last

#6

You should just give your wife your OG account at this point.

#7

I'd like to see you in a sammich making contest......

Point to kitchen Phone Post 3.0

#8

bigtree421 - Id like to see you in a beauty pagent, do you know how ridiculious you'd look? Then punch her in the face. Phone Post 3.0
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#9

One is purely genetics and one is largely skill based, your wife is dumb op. Phone Post 3.0

#10

Sex Chicken -

I'm watching the Olympic women's swimming with my wife and the American girl is destroying the field. I turned to her and said "I'd like to see you in this race, do you know how ridiculous you would look?" She said "I'd like to see you in a big dick competition, do you know how ridiculous you would look?"

:(

#cucklife

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Phone Post 3.0

#11

Sex Chicken -

I'm watching the Olympic women's swimming with my wife and the American girl is destroying the field. I turned to her and said "I'd like to see you in this race, do you know how ridiculous you would look?" She said "I'd like to see you in a big dick competition, do you know how ridiculous you would look?"

:(

#cucklife

You should have replied "My girlfriend has no complaints" Phone Post 3.0

#12

MickColins - 
Sex Chicken -

I'm watching the Olympic women's swimming with my wife and the American girl is destroying the field. I turned to her and said "I'd like to see you in this race, do you know how ridiculous you would look?" She said "I'd like to see you in a big dick competition, do you know how ridiculous you would look?"

:(

#cucklife

You should have replied "My girlfriend has no complaints" Phone Post 3.0

Or the ever present your mother/sister would tend to disagree

#13

Tell her the jerk store called. Phone Post 3.0

#14

TheAxeMurderer84 - One is purely genetics and one is largely skill based, your wife is dumb op. Phone Post 3.0
Genetic or not, still hurts the feels. Phone Post 3.0

#15

Granted, your initial jab wasn't funny or clever, you deserved it.

#16

TheAxeMurderer84 - One is purely genetics and one is largely skill based, your wife is dumb op. Phone Post 3.0
Poetry Phone Post 3.0

#17

Jockey - Granted, your initial jab wasn't funny or clever, you deserved it.

For context we are always joking about who's a better athlete, and she was claiming to be a good swimmer.

#18

Today I went to park the car and my girlfriend said, "why don't you back in?"

I said, "why?"

"So you can pull right out!"

"When have you ever known me to pull out?" Phone Post 3.0

#19

Amos Moses - Today I went to park the car and my girlfriend said, "why don't you back in?"

I said, "why?"

"So you can pull right out!"

"When have you ever known me to pull out?" Phone Post 3.0
Alpha speak right here.

OP take notes. Phone Post 3.0

#20

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