...way home for my niece's end of the season soccer party at our house, and she told me to make sure that they were "party cut".
I texted back "like my cock".
I saw the three little dots that indicated she was typing, and then they went away and she never responded. 
U win.... Now u know the rules... 
Tf...p?
My wife and I had been talking about getting some Boston Butt steaks for the weekend (couple weekends ago) when her mom was coming down.
She had texted me and asked if I had gone to the store yet. About an hour later I had gone to the store and had no luck on finding the steaks.
I texted her back and it came out as...
Me - "No Butt sex yet, but I am going to try again later."
Her "OMG, honey really!"
Me - "Steaks! steaks! Obviously"
Her - "Explain that to my mom hahahahaha"
Me - Why????
Her - It is a group message jackass! stupid!
What, you mean like circumcised?
mglaw - My wife and I had been talking about getting some Boston Butt steaks for the weekend (couple weekends ago) when her mom was coming down.Lmao, quality
She had texted me and asked if I had gone to the store yet. About an hour later I had gone to the store and had no luck on finding the steaks.
I texted her back and it came out as...
Me - "No Butt sex yet, but I am going to try again later."
Her "OMG, honey really!"
Me - "Steaks! steaks! Obviously"
Her - "Explain that to my mom hahahahaha"
Me - Why????
Her - It is a group message jackass! stupid!
Grandma will now refuse to settle for anything than butt sex.