My Wife's At Her Friend's So I May or May Not Be

...on the couch in sweatpants watching Aliens while eating popcorn, pizza, nachos covered in chili, drinking beer, and peeing in the kitchen sink when i have to go because its fifteen feet closer than the bathroom.

I may or may not be doing all of those things.

Dump a jar of mustard on your chest and let it dry into a hard, yellow crust.

Enjoy fren. Phone Post 3.0

Pics of said wife..... Phone Post

SteelyRes211 - Dump a jar of mustard on your chest and let it dry into a hard, yellow crust.

Used chili instead.

Pissing in you kitchen sink is Fucking gross. Phone Post

JoeVIP - Pissing in you kitchen sink is Fucking gross. Phone Post
I disagree. Phone Post 3.0

Arglebargle - ...on the couch in sweatpants watching Aliens while eating popcorn, pizza, nachos covered in chili, drinking beer, and peeing in the kitchen sink when i have to go because its fifteen feet closer than the bathroom.

I may or may not be doing all of those things.
I don't get how people can pee in the sink especially the kitchen one.... pee particles bounce off the sink and just float around on to your counters and clean dishes.

Good for you guys! Phone Post 3.0

SlimRoethlisberger - Pics of said wife..... Phone Post
She's hot. Arglebargle pulls for being a heathen who pisses in the sink! Phone Post 3.0

Shit in the sink or you are not a real man, faggot.

Piss into sky and catch in mouth. Machida would be impressed. Phone Post 3.0

At her friends, sure.

Explain why she always comes back from her friends with messy hair, a funny walk and little trails of shit just falling out of her ass. Phone Post 3.0

Is normal Phone Post 3.0

TryhardNobody - i thought you got divorced because she fucked some ppl

Hopefully you're thinking of someone else.

Cotton - Shit in the sink or you are not a real man, faggot.

No garbage disposal.

LOL at peeing in the sink. I hear you on that one brother Phone Post 3.0

Are you me? Phone Post 3.0