Napoleon Dynamite

"Napoleon, give me your tots!!"

That was funny because eating tots from your pocket is pretty gross in itself.

Also the cousins in the convertable were pretty funny.

"Are you Pedro's cousins with the sweet hook ups?"

"I have all your stuff in my locker. You should probably get it cause I can't fit my numchucks anymore"

I've seen it

"theres like an infinity of gangs at this school, this one gang really wants me to join because im pretty good with a bow staff"

Your all flippin retarded."Tina come get your dinner you fat lama"

Time travel machine part was pretty funny too.

Thanks to Rex Kwan Doe,(spelling) I learned how to... "Break the wrist and walk away."

it's "Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!"

I was just practicing some dance moves......takes a BIG ass chug of his drink! HELLA FUNNY. Kip? Bustin an arm wave while wearing the wave cap near the end while talking to his chick......straight face ass Pedro....You got like three feet of air! Movie was the funniest shit I seen in about six months....

All I know is that I'm hot for Lafawnda.

She changed my life.... :-)

Watching the dance tape - "Are you ready to get your groove on? --
Yes"

Am I the only one that had deep suspicions that Lafawnduh was a guy?

That movie was so stupid that you couldn't help but laugh.

Now, if you'll excuse me I'm gonna' go take my bike off some sweet jumps....

"This gang wanted me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff."

Lacrymosa - No way, I thought for sure she was a guy!

Did anyone notice that Rex was the dude from the Drew Carey show? What the hell was he doing in a shit movie like this?!

At Rizzo's next fight, Im going to wear a "Vote For Pedro" shirt!

The funnest part was when kip was showing the lady how stong tupper ware is and then put it behind his tire.
He goes in reverse and it explodes. He just says "dang"
and drives off. I laughed so hard at that.