NASA press conference Thursday YUGE BIGLY

AI found some shit in deep space 

2001 space odyssey all over again 

They going back to the moon bruh.

Or, depending on your level of insanity — going to the moon for the first time.

Or... faking going to the moon again. 

We can’t really be sure these days.

NASA wall stickers 

Oh fuck. 

It really is aliens.

I hope ita an obelisk! Ive always wanted to club one with a stick.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/nasa-announcement-today-latest-kepler-breakthrough-google-ai-artificial-intelligence-a8102966.html

They nave invented a space fleshlite

The Kepler space telescope is operated by Nasa to discover other earths, some of which could support life. And its latest discovery is significant enough to bring with it a huge press conference.

Very little further information was given about the announcement, which will take place on Thursday. But it will almost certainly relate to exoplanets – Earth-sized worlds that orbit around their own stars, and are our best hope of finding alien life.

The space agency said that the discovery was made with the help of Google artificial intelligence, which is being used to analyse the data sent down by the telescope. By using machine learning provided by the tech giant, Nasa hopes that it can pick through the possible planets more quickly and hopefully find life-supporting planets sooner.

Nasa said that four engineers and scientists would take part in the session. They include Paul Hertz, who leads Nasa’s astrophysics division, a senior Google software engineer, and two scientists.

The Kepler telescope was launched in 2009, when scientists didn’t know how many exoplanets there were. It has shown they are surprisingly common, indicating that each star might have its own planet.

Action figures IMO. 

-Obligatory doll post.-

Found an ancient civilization that has precious resources and we earthlings going there to fuck and kill. 

Several videos have leaked from this dataset. Really bizarre stuff:

Klendathu. It's an ugly planet, a bug planet!

cbone25 -

Found an ancient civilization that has precious resources and we earthlings going there to fuck and kill. 

"Liberate them". Get it right. 

HurtFeelings - Klendathu. It's an ugly planet, a bug planet!

IM FROM BEUNOS AIRES AND I SAY KILLEM ALL!!! 

Turns out it's all flat. All of it.

43 years ago, a group of "static" was recorded.  Modern computers were recently utilized to anayze the "static" and it was discovered to be a cryptic message.  It was a previously unknown form a language, and it has taken until recently to get grasp, but it was finally deciphered.  The message is eerily significant to humankind at this time of the year.

 

An unknown, distant lifeform is urging us to,

 

"Drink more Ovaltine"

In...

 

...for the only aliens I don't want to build a wall for!

cbone25 -
HurtFeelings - Klendathu. It's an ugly planet, a bug planet!

IM FROM BEUNOS AIRES AND I SAY KILLEM ALL!!! 

"would you like to know more?"

BubblesNS -
cbone25 -
HurtFeelings - Klendathu. It's an ugly planet, a bug planet!

IM FROM BEUNOS AIRES AND I SAY KILLEM ALL!!! 

"would you like to know more?"

“Service guarantees citizenship”