Nate Marquart gives Dana White some Fumunda

Why would Nate Marquardt do something like this to the beloved bald father?

This is against the man code, a man does not do this to another man unless it's on purpose!

Hopefully Dana did not smell his fingers.

 

 


GIFSoup

oh man...

Tweet that to Dana. Everyone. Constantly. Phone Post

Accidental? I think not... Phone Post

lol extra long gif to make point... very sneaky that nate Phone Post

This happens at every weigh-in...multiple times.

I dunno, the gif doesn't do it justice.

He whispers somethen to his guy with a smile on his face before he gets the cheese, then after he gives it to Dana he has a troll face ass grin on.

 

I"m too noob to dress it up unfortunately.

Dana then used that same hand to break up Diaz and GSP spreading the fumunda around.

The UFC hotel will now have to be quarantined.

lookoutawhale - 


Dana then used that same hand to break up Diaz and GSP spreading the fumunda around.



The UFC hotel will now have to be quarantined.



LOL I didn't even think about all that but you're right.

lol Phone Post

lmao

ManWithTheIronFists - He wanted Dana to smell his testosterone levels. The more testosterone the more musky.

This is 100% true. I'm a doctor. Phone Post

ManWithTheIronFists - He wanted Dana to smell his testosterone levels. The more testosterone the more musky.


lol!



 



These are the reasons I was talking about. There must be some other theories on why he would do this to the bald father himself!

For real this happens at every weigh in over and over and I'm always shocked DFW isn't aware and goes right in for the cock-cheese-handshake! Poor Dana, that's how he prob got menears. Phone Post

Nate 'the stank' marquardt Phone Post

He should have put one finger to Dana's lips and said, "shhhhhhhhh... I know." While panic appeared in Dana's eyes like bubba when he got tapped out on tuf. Phone Post

Lol Nate on his way out again Phone Post

Sub Phone Post

Someone is still mad about being cut before Phone Post