Need A Good Healthy Wake Me Up Drink

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Teamprimal1 -
Soup Nazi -

Try jizz

That's more of a night cap isn't it?

Why limit yourself?  A hot protein splash can be enjoyed at any point of the day!

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Busch Light....Guiness if your looking for a little protein

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Some studies purport that an apple is much better than coffee or red bull at waking you up and giving you some morning pep. Plus after a week, you'll be regularly shitting out baseball bats, thus cleaning out your colon. 

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Was gonna say eat an apple. Also take a shot of apple cider vinegar.  

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I remember in my younger days doing a fat line of blow, drinking a monster and taking a couple 20 mg Adderall to start my day. I don't know how my heart didn't explode. I sure got a lot done at work though. 

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I'mNotSurprisedMotherf**kers -

Just buy caffeine tablets. They work quick

 

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jacktripper -
I'mNotSurprisedMotherf**kers -

Just buy caffeine tablets. They work quick

 

This... they're 2 cents apiece and don't stain your teeth or give you bad breath 

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MojoSoDope -

I remember in my younger days doing a fat line of blow, drinking a monster and taking a couple 20 mg Adderall to start my day. I don't know how my heart didn't explode. I sure got a lot done at work though. 

I could hang with this guy

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First of all, why do you need it?

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Tried the ginger, now my asshole is burning.

 

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The_Rapist_/_Therapist - 

Tried the ginger, now my asshole is burning.

 

haha

it kinda wakes you up coming in and going out

I know it is good for ya...I do'nt know the bro science though

I have some daily and now that you mention it is a bit burney on exit

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The_Rapist_/_Therapist -

Tried the ginger, now my asshole is burning.

 

Did you peel it before shoving it up your ass?  Leave the skin on next time for a gentler burn.

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GenericAmerican -
The_Rapist_/_Therapist -

Tried the ginger, now my asshole is burning.

 

Did you peel it before shoving it up your ass?  Leave the skin on next time for a gentler burn.

I don't want a burn at all.

I just wanted a wake me up drink.

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Red bull and cocaine with crushed ice 

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coffee.  black.  spend some time trying new ones.  don't be afraid to spend a little money too.  move away from dark roast and try lighter roasts, they can be just as intense in flavor even more so and have just as much caffeine.

one cup of even expensive, fine, coffee will cost you less than $1.

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I'mNotSurprisedMotherf**kers - 

Just buy caffeine tablets. They work quick

And they’re cheap, too.

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WikiTheWalrus -

V8 energy is ok if you want a prepared drink.

orange juice usually gets me going or black tea.

V8 tastes like ass but a shot of that gets me goin.