Need help with this scenario

I'm trying to be fully prepared for any situation, but I just cant figure my way out of this one:

I'm stuck in a phone booth with a swarm of bees. The door breifly opens and a displaced Katrina victim enters with a machete and demands my wallet and health insurance card. I can't reach my ankle holster, and one of my arms is missing due to a nasty infection I received at the underfunded local hospital.

Has anyone come up with a solution for this? Oh yeah, I'm a 98-lb woman.

"Oh yeah, I'm a 98-lb woman"

Andre, I've been waiting a looooooong time for you to finally admit this!

thong technique

So were you about 110 before you lost the arm?

John

Roughly.

Not cool Andre...

You know damn well that happened to my cousin.

 Order the bees to attack!

bees or yellow jackets? that makes a difference...

Oh, and I'm with Paul. The only thing less valuable than U.S. Currency is the HMO card.

jiu-jitsu is the only answer my friend. You can even change questions and you'll get the same answer!

Haloperidol, Lithium, Chlorpromazine Thioridazine, Risperidone, Quetiapine and Olanzapine

I prefer Parepin

FatBuddha - jiu-jitsu is the only answer my friend. You can even change questions and you'll get the same answer!



Everyone knows it is suicide to go to the ground with multiple bees. One on one with a single bee no worries. he'll sting you and die. You win in that situation unless the Bee has watched UFC and knows what you are doing

Literally LOL at shen! :)