Need professional advice. Stinky fat guy

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Frat

So, im the trashman. 

I once went months without showering (7) and have reveled at the stenches I've created. 

I've met my superior and my employees are complaining. Fair. It's fucking insane. 3-4x the stench I've ever created from PBR and chili dog farts. I pride myself on stinky farts. I have nothing on this guy. 

Im convinced its a medical problem. It's too much.  Guy is 350+lbs, maybe 20, very introverted, and a hard ass worker. I'm talking chaffing until he bleeds and push through it and never complain, obviously hurting, sweating like a whore in church, worker.  

How do I handle the situation? It's too extreme to assume it's anything but a medical problem. I'm talking 7/10 times you're turning around when approaching him. You literally can't be around him, it will make you gag. Death I tell you. 

If I'm speechless, it's a big deal when it comes to gross. 

I'm his boss. Advice? Ignore it (impossible)? Address him kindly? Congratulate him?  I really don't know. 

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WFA his ass

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Do you have HR where you work?  If so tell them to talk to him.

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Why did you hire him to begin with if he smells like that?  Can you not write him up for creating a hostile work environment or something? You can write him him up for poor hygiene no?

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Let him go out on your company's disability insurance to resolve his problem. 

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Congratulate him. Give each other a sweaty sanchez.

Put your 2 fingers under your armpit, making it as smelly as possible. Rub your finger on your superiors top lip, just below the nose.

Its a sign of full respect between 2 people.

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bjtrashman -

Frat

So, im the trashman. 

I once went months without showering (7) and have reveled at the stenches I've created. 

I've met my superior and my employees are complaining. Fair. It's fucking insane. 3-4x the stench I've ever created from PBR and chili dog farts. I pride myself on stinky farts. I have nothing on this guy. 

Im convinced its a medical problem. It's too much.  Guy is 350+lbs, maybe 20, very introverted, and a hard ass worker. I'm talking chaffing until he bleeds and push through it and never complain, obviously hurting, sweating like a whore in church, worker.  

How do I handle the situation? It's too extreme to assume it's anything but a medical problem. I'm talking 7/10 times you're turning around when approaching him. You literally can't be around him, it will make you gag. Death I tell you. 

If I'm speechless, it's a big deal when it comes to gross. 

I'm his boss. Advice? Ignore it (impossible)? Address him kindly? Congratulate him?  I really don't know. 

give him a rehab/fat loss camp vacation

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You went 7 months without showering? Why?

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DREXp - You went 7 months without showering? Why?

ugh this

fk u op

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The_Pundit -

Talk to him like a human

This is the correct answer. I have to deal with this at work sometimes. In my position though, they are my patients and they haven't showered or are wearing shit stained clothes. I speak to them as a friend and let them know I am genuinely concerned. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't but the bottom line is you should always go directly to the person before complaining to hr or someone else. 

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Tell him how turned on you are by male body odour.