Neighbor left me a present

I was taking my dogs out and all of the sudden they stopped dead in there tracks on the patio and started barking. I looked foward to see what it was and found this. You can tell he spent some time on it. I can't let this go unretaliated. I am taking suggestions on here for some revenge. Im gonna choose the best one and post the results. No I wont murder him, but thats about the only length I wont go to.

Old fashioned flaming shit bag Phone Post 3.0

Captain_Underpants - Old fashioned flaming shit bag Phone Post 3.0


I have a great dane so thatd be one big log



 

Dude, that's pretty good.

What I would do is..

Sign him up for the nasties porn there is, but "accidentally" fat finger the address so catalogs and stuff go to all of your other neighbors with his name on this.

Our government does this to fuck w/people, believe it or not.

*nastiest

Give him a high five? Phone Post 3.0

J Macc 01 - Dude, that's pretty good.

What I would do is..

Sign him up for the nasties porn there is, but "accidentally" fat finger the address so catalogs and stuff go to all of your other neighbors with his name on this.

Our government does this to fuck w/people, believe it or not.




HAHA sign em up for some man on man magz. Im gonna do that regardless now so I still need some ideas



 

Make a butt or a set of titties and put the snow dick inbetween them Phone Post 3.0

Take him to the store and buy him a CD?

You know you wanna stick it in your ass op! Phone Post 3.0

OpenedUp - Give him a high five? Phone Post 3.0


I will when hes undigging his truck because i plow it in

NorthernHospitality - You know you wanna stick it in your ass op! Phone Post 3.0


That might actually feel nice after sparring

SoupCanBBC - Make a butt or a set of titties and put the snow dick inbetween them Phone Post 3.0

 


You just want me to do that because your mad its a BWC

 

cadamb41 -
J Macc 01 - Dude, that's pretty good.

What I would do is..

Sign him up for the nasties porn there is, but "accidentally" fat finger the address so catalogs and stuff go to all of your other neighbors with his name on this.

Our government does this to fuck w/people, believe it or not.




HAHA sign em up for some man on man magz. Im gonna do that regardless now so I still need some ideas



 

Send the man on man mags to the neighbors was his idea. Neighbors get to hand deliver the wrong address porn to him in person. That's fucking hilarious.

Also. If it's snowing it must be cold. Take a crescent wrench and turn off his natural gas/propane valve. Phone Post 3.0

J Macc 01 - Dude, that's pretty good.

What I would do is..

Sign him up for the nasties porn there is, but "accidentally" fat finger the address so catalogs and stuff go to all of your other neighbors with his name on this.

Our government does this to fuck w/people, believe it or not.
Holly shit that's an awesome prank Phone Post 3.0

Bang his wife!! Lol Phone Post 3.0

In honor of you SoupCanBBC. Fucker was frozen to the cement so it broke.  He will see that in the morning on his grill.

wolfdeth - Bang his wife!! Lol Phone Post 3.0




Thatd be big no thank you. Ive been threw enough. I lost it laughing so ill include that with no violence

Nice work Adam! Phone Post 3.0

Take a dump on the hood of his car is the only answer. Phone Post 3.0