Never eat Cheetos while you're watching pron

It will turn your pecker orange.

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So will unknowingly jerking with tanning lotion. Then all your coworkers will ask you why your dominant hand is orange, and then the wise guy will say "I wonder what other body parts are orange"

 

jerks...

Don't tell me what I can and can not do

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When did we get a cat?

sadic1 - When did we get a cat?

The MILF in that ad had more than cheetoh dust on her face. 

Orange pecker bad.

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TFK_Mas Tisu - 


Close! I thought he was talking about me there for a minute.

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johnnypayne -
TFK_Mas Tisu - 


Close! I thought he was talking about me there for a minute.

Guess I'm not the only cat that digs Cheetos