I hear a new alliance between Vince McMahon, Russian President Putin and his armed forces, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Donald Trump, Mark Cuban, Fedor's manager, The Queen of England, the King of Saudi Arabia, Elite XC, K-1, Ed Fishman, the ex Pride employees, Bob Arum, Don King, Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, Exxon Moble, Japan, Brazil, Canada, NASA and Mirco Cro Cop and his Croation special forces, has been formed at a top secret Russian base in Siberia. Their main goal is the complete distruction of the UFC and Dana White. They will go to war with the United States and Station Casinos if the Fertitta brothers do not pull the plug on the UFC for good, and turn over Dana White for war crime violations in regards to fighter pay. They will also work with the UN to re-educate American fans about one of the worst crimes in the history of the world, booing at an MMA event, a much bigger crime then anything Hitler ever did. Also the Alliance will ban any white Americans from getting a license to fight MMA world wide. As pointed out numerous times on the UG, no white American has ever won a fight. They only won by bad decision, lucky punch or submission, by an "illegal" blow, or the foriegn fighter or minority fighter was hurt, had the flu, gassed, had jet lag or a number of other reasons.
and don't forget the Club of Rome, the Jesuits, Freemason Lodge 33.3,
and the government officials at Area 57.
Dana drops one F-bomb on all of them, and they're history.
Thanks DJ Hapa, there are so many forces joining together to stop the UFC. It's hard to remember them all. I forgot aliens and the arc angels. If Dana White and the UFC are not destroyed the apocalypse will be upon us. This is the most important battle mankind will ever fight.
Screw the "New Alliance" Come to Swish 4my Birthday!
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