New Nintendo System? What is it?

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#1

http://cube.ign.com/articles/460/460563p1.html

Any guesses?

I'll go with "Vitual Boy Advanced"

=P

#2

I'll go for Kindergarten Konsole.

#3

Actually, wouldn't it be sweet to have an interactive pr0n console? Maybe that's what they are shooting for to balance their audience