New smart condom measures speed, thrust, girth

 

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Oh great, now they'll have hard data and figures to show to their friends so everyone can really see how terrible I am at sex. 

Technical Primates -

Oh great, now they'll have hard data and figures to show to their friends so everyone can really see how terrible I am at sex. 

Everybody knows you're terrible.....just look at your chubby body and be honest with yourself.

Does it measure wrong forum asshole?

e. kaye -


Does it measure wrong forum asshole?

Diameter, elasticity, and pressure

Does it sync with my fitbit or hers

e. kaye -


Does it measure wrong forum asshole?

It better take measurements starting at the asshole

My buddy used one and said it was pretty cool until the condom blurted out, "Oh yeah, we're taking it to this whore!!".

In for stats

Target_the_Gash - Looks like Right Forum to me, Asshole.

This is an advanced training aid meant to be combined with an altitude tent and extensive rhythm based movements in the style of Ido Portal.

Plus the finest Chinese dick pills


47 posts tough guy.



This was on the UG and moved by the Mods, moran.

I will go fuck a bunch of hoodrats to get my stats up. Then show a 9 my numbers and disspoint her like ever UG member she tried to bang prior.