My wife’s elliptical was especially wet last evening
The tread on your wifes elliptical foot pads are worn out.
Your wife's elliptical is broken
I went to work out on the elliptical, but the guy ahead of me got his sweat all over it, and didn’t wipe it down. Asshole.
I had to wait 20 mins for the guy ahead of me to get off your Wife's elliptical.
when i'm on your wife's elliptical, the whirring friction noises ruin the experiencce for me
^I’d go X games mode on that Elliptical
Who is trying to get us to change the term?
OP’s wife’s elliptical was just another broken New Year’s resolution - used it for like a week and now just hangs clothes on it.
Using your wife’s elliptical is a great workout but it always has a long queue.
Don’t get one of those epllipticals meant for home use - the break down all the time and don’t do a whole lot.
The pro versions are way sturdier, have more options, and give you a much better workout.
I stuck my weiner in a dirty old eliptical and I cummed
Another fucking payback with a twist
I hear that while joggers prefer running, they don't mind getting on any empty elliptical!