Nightmare time

So was just hangin in the usual spot readin the good ole OG (on the toilet) while unleashing a monster chicken wing beer and celery stick dump. U know. The kind where it makes a nice big mound that piles out of the water in the form of a mini brown Everest?


Stand up. Turn to flush.

Dropped iPhone directly into the shit

Stuck in there like a sad giant cherry in the worlds worst sundae.

Crazed scrubbing, baby wiping, alcoholing etx ensues.

Looks clean. Will never smell clean again

Call me shit-phone


Yeehaw Phone Post 3.0

Pics or it didn't happen Phone Post 3.0

Damn that's rough:/ Phone Post