No 2 Dicks Are The Same

No 2 dicks are the same

There’s no way to be sure unless we rub ours together.

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Careful or you’ll start a fire

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sounds like a man who has done alot of research

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In taste, appearances, performance, or a combination of the three?

Taste is all I can confirm.

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I’d peer review this study.

Fixed

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Seems to me WOMEN should want the variety, but most, while way more promiscuous than ever, rarely do so much as men. Another way Mother Nature fucks with us.

What was your mom’s sample size to make this claim?

“Asian penises, while smaller, are MUCH HARDER which means that Asians are SUPERIOR in EVERY WAY! Wake up sheeple!1”

-EvilYoshida

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Is he still around?

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dildo-factory

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The trouble is, the girl never notices… it’s like a splinter :joy:

It had a mole on it!

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Yeah. He goes by @theraskal these days.

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Every cockvein pattern is unique

splinter or not, she gets me ROCK HARD. I got a special acupuncture technique I’d like to show her. It’s supposed to be great at relieving stress.

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