No Chicken Tendies Until The Fall!?!?

Just drove through one of my favorite lunch spots to grab some working fuel (chicken tenders) because I’m breaking my ass working this Juneteenth.

I ask for a 4 piece because I’m not a fatty… well kinda now but that’s because fuck you covid/china! Anyway back to the story, they told me there’s no chicken tenders until fall… what the fuck is that?

Thanks a lot Biden you piece of shit… I need tendies!

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Great, socialism and no chicken… :roll_eyes:

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I think if there were a real chicken shortage on Juneteeth we would have all heard about it by now.

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They’re probably selling it all to KFC… those delicious greedy bastards!

Plenty of chicken here.

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Yeah, but we can’t eat you.

lol I kid.

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I might be reading too much into it but I think it was an innuendo. As in, “Don’t be scared RearNakedOilCheck, come into my knife shop with a large lock on the door… plenty of chicken to choke in here.”

I’m not falling for it again!

“Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me!”

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Yes we can…

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Now that I think about it…

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No chicken tendies, I can’t get a new xbox, our pet’s heads are falling off!!!

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Lunch is over, I gotta get back to work now…

dumb-and-dumber-scooter-gif-8

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Ok, but I was just about to throw another shrimp on the barbie…

awkward dumb and dumber GIF

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No chicken selects at my local McDonalds either. I asked and the said issue with the supplier but no more info

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I have Chick-fil-A Spicy Chicken strips last week no shortage so far here.

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Went through Zaxby’s drive-thru the other day and they said they had no traditional wings because of a national shortage only boneless.

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Got a whole BBQ chicken just yesterday.

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