I've been traning UFC awhile now, wishing I had cauliflower ear. I knew I would never be pretty, so I thought I would shoot for looking tough.
All the tough dudes that I've trained with have it. I've thought, "man I wish I had that... what a conversation piece!"
Well mine started coming in... and it fucking HURTS. It hurts really bad. No one ever told me it hurt, I just thought it looked ugly. I saw all these faggots in their headgear all like, "I don't want to get cauliflower ear!" and I'm thinking goddamn what a faggot. I thought these headgear faggots just didn't want their pretty little ears turiing ugly.
I guess it makes sense that all these tough guys never complained. I mean... they're tough guys... but fuck this hurts. It hurts to even touch. I guess I am going to be a headgear faggot now.
Faggot headgear recommendations, anyone?