No One Wants to Convert Me Anymore

When I was 18…woooooooo! Everyone wanted me to do their religion.

At 45, no one gives a shit what I believe. What is up with that?

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Politics is the new religion in society. People still want you for their religion, but now it’s that they want you to blindly accept their political side, and hate the evil other side

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Priests fucking your ass isn’t a religion

You should count yourself lucky they were still fucking you at that ripe old age

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Ha ha but Homelander will agree to fuck me at all ages.

You do realize how creepy this shit is, right?

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You can join my cult if you want?

I’m catholic… you’re too old for me now…

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Low…

I feel the same way. I’m 35, but I think everyone already knows I’m stuck in my ways and ain’t gonna change.

'Cause I’m as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh
And the bird you cannot change
And this bird, you cannot change
Lord knows, I can’t change

Bye-bye, baby, it’s been sweet love, yeah, yeah
Though this feelin’ I can’t change
Please don’t take it so badly
'Cause Lord knows, I’m to blame

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Gays still aren’t a highly desirable class the religious nuts try to recruit. Sorry to run your evening.

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Ugh…see I thought we were friends again but back to enemies. Okay.

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lol friends can still bust friends ball sir.

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Generally we try to weed out the special ones.

I apologize but it is difficult in the same thread where homoslander is posting his dhuge warped collection vidoes.

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I will recruit you into my religion but only if you collect beans that look like me.

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Lmao! I had forgotten what a dummy Hughes looks like :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Thanks for the reminder. That jerk is a solid 2!

That was not good natured.

He was mean to me earlier! I took a 4 hour power nap and now I’m ready to feud!