Norris-esque Chris Weidman Jokes

Chris Weidman was standing in the octagon one day... AND HE NEVER STOPPED.

Chris Weidman got stung by a bee once... THE ENTIRE HIVE DIED.

Chris Weidman went to the bank once... Cashed in his leg check.

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Chris Weidman actually isn't "wide", rather slender and tight Phone Post 3.0

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It's not looking so good for OP. I'm leaving before the slaughter Phone Post

To be honest , I chuckled at the leg check joke. All the other blew chunks though... Phone Post 3.0

I laughed at "AND HE NEVER STOPPED."

Agent Kruger - I feel bad because OP seems mildly mentally challenged, so I don't want to laugh at him. Phone Post 3.0
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OG is going surprisingly light on this guy. Phone Post 3.0

Let your hatred rain down on me. I can feeel your angerrr. I thought this was the OG, did I accidentally post this in the UG? Phone Post 3.0

Sorry floppy sog.

They are really bro.

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What did Anderson Silva's leg say to the other leg?

You better make a break for it before he gets KO'd Phone Post 3.0

Sorry :( Phone Post 3.0

Chris Weidman walked into a WFA.. Nobody gave a shit. Phone Post 3.0