Not good. ...

Trying to shit but the darkness....it's too thick. Pray fore guardians. Crota's wrath is upon my anus. Phone Post 3.0


Did you have an aneurysm or do you just need more fiber in your diet?

Stay on line little fella. I can talk you through this.

Maybe a black hammer will loosing you up? Phone Post 3.0

Low carb keto diet.. omg I think I tore my asshole no joke...this fucker is long and huge.....jesus...I'm sweating. Phone Post 3.0


Speak to us broseph. Did ya live?

You should have sent a scout finger up there

PatK - You should have sent a scout finger up there

Recon missions are invaluable. This man knows.

Now, I think you might have to go with an all out Blitzkrieg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

It will see the light of day.

Is it the size of a Mag-Lite?

Hahahaha. VU!
Stay strong brother, everything will be alright.... Just believe. Phone Post 3.0

Is it helping orphans and fronting a washed up Irish rock band yet?

MEDIC!!!!
We got a man down!!! Phone Post 3.0

Let me hold your hand. Phone Post 3.0

Agent_Doakes_Aint_no_Jokes - Low carb keto diet.. omg I think I tore my asshole no joke...this fucker is long and huge.....jesus...I'm sweating. Phone Post 3.0
unzips

Go on..... Be a bit more descriptive if possible Phone Post 3.0

Dr Gonzo - Is it helping orphans and fronting a washed up Irish rock band yet?
Great reference sir Phone Post 3.0

Guys my asshole is still sore...no joke...I weighed 229.5 pre shit got to 227 after this one long beast...

I barely escaped. Phone Post 3.0

Poop Doodle - Let me hold your hand. Phone Post 3.0


No, the other hand.

Agent_Doakes_Aint_no_Jokes - Guys my asshole is still sore...no joke...I weighed 229.5 pre shit got to 227 after this one long beast...

I barely escaped. Phone Post 3.0


Glad you made it, bro.



Raccoons will get you Phone Post 3.0