Note to self.

When sipping an alcoholic beverage with a straw and I'm going to drink from the glass itself, do not merely move the straw to the side whilst drinking from the glass so that the straw rests across my face. It resembles the move that porn girls do when they move the cock to the side in order to munch on the balls. Instead, remove the straw entirely. Or order a beer.

What do you do with the umbrella though?

ABCTT_sakurabas ear -

What do you do with the umbrella though?

Jam it up your O ring and then open it obviously. To show how manly you are.

LotionInTheBasket -
ABCTT_sakurabas ear -

What do you do with the umbrella though?

Jam it up your O ring and then open it obviously. To show how manly you are.

Cool, I'll give it a shot. 

Are you the real Batman?