Nuggets of wisdom for your son....

I'm talking about man shit. Not momma coddling.

-if you have to question whether to wrap or not, wrap twice.

-don't trust people who look like they live in their car. They are often flaky and unreliable.....and probably reek of patchouli.

-NEVER trust a man that tucks a t shirt into his jeans.

Go. Phone Post 3.0

Never trust a man who would restrict your right to defend your home. Phone Post 3.0

Marry an orphan or stay single. Phone Post 3.0

TFK Cletus Redpecker III - I'm talking about man shit. Not momma coddling.

-if you have to question whether to wrap or not, wrap twice.

-don't trust people who look like they live in their car. They are often flaky and unreliable.....and probably reek of patchouli.

-NEVER trust a man that tucks a t shirt into his jeans.

Go. Phone Post 3.0
My dad tucks his shirt into his jeans. So do most dads I know. I don't think this is good advice. Phone Post 3.0

your wife will most likely look like her mother.........so scout wisely

 

never shit where you eat

 

pussy has no face

If it smells like fish it's OK
If it smells like sour milk Run Away Phone Post 3.0

No good deed goes unpunished Phone Post 3.0

Lord loves a working man

Don't trust whitey

If you get it, see a doctor and get rid of it Phone Post 3.0

Altofsky - Never trust a man who would restrict your right to defend your home. Phone Post 3.0

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Never go down on a prostitute Phone Post 3.0

Never pass up a chance to take a piss.

QuinTheEskimo - Marry an orphan or stay single. Phone Post 3.0

I don't understand it but I like this advice.

Precaution as to the In-Laws? lol

Vinnie G -
TFK Cletus Redpecker III - I'm talking about man shit. Not momma coddling.

-if you have to question whether to wrap or not, wrap twice.

-don't trust people who look like they live in their car. They are often flaky and unreliable.....and probably reek of patchouli.

-NEVER trust a man that tucks a t shirt into his jeans.

Go. Phone Post 3.0
My dad tucks his shirt into his jeans. So do most dads I know. I don't think this is good advice. Phone Post 3.0
I don't fraternize with those types.

They are shifty and conniving. Phone Post 3.0

FUCK BITCHES

 

GET MONEY 

DBSH209 -
QuinTheEskimo - Marry an orphan or stay single. Phone Post 3.0

I don't understand it but I like this advice.

Precaution as to the In-Laws? lol
Exactly. The biggest problem with marriage (aside from bbc) is in laws. Marry an orphan and you never have to meet her family. Phone Post 3.0

There are two types of women in this world. Whores and your mother. Phone Post 3.0

Don't have sex until marriage because nothing good can come from it and it will just interfere with you learning to how to make as much money as possible.

Animal Chin - Lord loves a working man

Don't trust whitey

If you get it, see a doctor and get rid of it Phone Post 3.0
I literally just spit my coffee out at work when I read this. VTFU sir.

He hates these cans! Phone Post 3.0

Go ugly early!

(Pick up the ugly chick at the bar and don't waste time)

Always give your best in everything you do. Never slack.
We are all not winners. There are times when you will lose or not succeed. Learn from it.