Nutritional value of semen?

I always hear about how high in protein it is. If you were stuck out in the woods with no food would you be able to survive off of it? Forget foraging for grubs and berries when you could just rub out a high protein snack.

Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc.

a girl i went to with was on naked and afriad so i brought up semen its only like 4 carolies

Plus you can just drink ur own piss to stay hydrated.

urine and semen diet ftw! 

All those carolies

Your mom practically lives off the stuff.

My ex used to say it did wonders for her skin. Seriously. Her friends used to say "what are you using on your face?" Your skin looks radiant.  We both got a good chuckle out of that.

She caught a lot of my loads on her face.