Got the first haircut I have gotten in at least 7 years today. Previously I had just been buzzing it with clippers. then went through a short phase of growing it long, then cut it today. Anyway, a japanese lady did it. Pretty cute. When she finihsed, she put the scissors down and put both hands on my head and started massaging it. I was startled....was that some signal for happy ending? I didn't know the etiquette
it was very awkward. I had that odd moment where I was thinking....am I supposed to jump on it?
There is a barber shop in Davenport, IA called Big League Barbers that is a borderline strip club.
You know how they will lean you backwards to wash your hair in the sink? These hos will straddle you as opposed to standing off to the side. They also give you a beer, your own remote for a personal TV, and you get a shoulder/scalp massage at the end. Sadly no rub and tug was offered, and I didn't have the balls to ask.
My hairdresser is a 52yr old Malaysian divorcee who's actively trying and failing miserably at looking 30.
She smells pleasant however, and her child-bearing ravaged tits are still perky. She sets the chair at the right height so they rub against my shoulders when she's working.
