Offensive joke thread.

Anyone got any offensive jokes to share?
Ill start us off.

How many black men does it take to start a riot?

Minus one. Phone Post 3.0

I found a video on my wife's phone of me shagging her.

I don't remember filming this but it must have been on holiday, I've got a great tan and my cock looks massive. Phone Post 3.0

I rang my insurance company to let them know I was going to a bukkake party.

They assured me I would be covered Phone Post 3.0

What's stiff, 12 inches long, and makes women scream in the middle of the night??



A dead baby Phone Post 3.0

In early for all the clueless retards who think they're funny.










;) Phone Post 3.0

What's black and doesn't work?

Decaf coffee you racist fucks Phone Post 3.0

Q: What do the [insert football team name] and their female fans have in common?

A: They both suck for four quarters.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on her favorite teddy bear. Phone Post 3.0

Q: Whats black and eats pussy?
A: Cervical cancer!

Guy comes home from Doctor checkup. Wife says "did he say anything about your big fat ass?". Husband says "no your name never came up".

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who needs a lightbulb when you've got a glass ceiling? Phone Post 3.0

I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today.

When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane. Phone Post 3.0

Sub Phone Post 3.0

What do you call a Chinese drive by?

Cap-a-chino! Phone Post 3.0

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?

9 months Phone Post 3.0

How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?






When she takes her tampon out all of the cotton had been picked off. Phone Post 3.0

Wow Phone Post 3.0

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scubalou83 - How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?






When she takes her tampon out all of the cotton had been picked off. Phone Post 3.0
lol... That's something Phone Post 3.0

What's worse than 5 dead babies in a trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans.