OG Honeypot Challenge

after secretly embedding 1x1 images into several IT Ground and OG threads hotlinked to a server I control, I have determined all of your IP addresses and decided to haX0r each and every one of you's Gibson.

the Internet persona you know as "RobRPM2222" was merely a fictional construction intended to gain your trust. No such person ever existed.

being the fair sport I am, I left clues that the constructed personality was false, such as making him a libertarian (isn't EVERYBODY and their brother on the Net a libertarian), having him reside in South Georgia where people have enough trouble with touch-tone dialing much less operating an Internet connection, and using the persona to flood the ITGround and OG with spurious and false information on computer security intended to weaken your collective defenses.

surprisingly, you ate it all up, even the so called security "experts".

by the time you are reading this, your CPU's microcode and your system BIOS has been already been infected and you have no chance of cleaning your system without purchasing a new processor and flashing your BIOS.

the microcode/kernel rootkit has already downloaded all relevant authentication material to a secure offshore location I control, including all Adminstrator/root passwords, database passwords, Paypal or E-Gold accounts, bank accounts, etc. etc. ad infinitum.

see ya, suckers.

OMG!!!!

THIS IS THE REAL ROBRPM!!!!

SOMEONE HAXORED MY GIBSON!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, NOBODY COULD HAVE GUESSED MY OG PASSWORD IS "1234"!!!!!!!

SOME K-RAD DUDE HAXORED MY MMA.TV ACCOUNT!!!!!!

BULL$H1T$!!!!!

Well Rob, you've finally cracked.


You need to get away from studying and take a vacation. (Preferrably somewhere without an Internet connection) :)

nah, I just need to get some sleep and have a less idiosynratic sense of humor.

So are you the one who stole my porn? Cause I had them saved and now they're gone, I don't know. But those pictures, the ones on the farm, those weren't mine. I think some website hijacked my connection and put 8 gigs of those pictures on my hard drive

Ignignot: Hello, Carl, I am Ignignot and this is Err.

Err: I am Err.

Ignignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.

Err: You said it right!

Ignignot: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.

Err: Man, do you hear what he's saying?

Ignignot: Some would say that the Earth is our moon.

Err: WE'RE the moon.

Ignignot: But that would belittle the name of our moon. Which is: The Moon.

Err: Point is, we're at the center. Not you.

Carl: No, the real point is, I don't give a damn.

Ignignot: Is your ego satisfied?

Err: Damn no.

Ignignot: No.

QUAD LASER!!!!!!!!!

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Ignignot: On the moon, Meatwad...

Ignignot: ...we have advanced beyond rules. And manners.

Err: Indeed.

Ignignot: Do you understand?

Meatwad: Uh, ye... ye... no.

Ignignot: I will spit in your face now.

Err: Prepare to spit.

Err: Now do you understand?

Meatwad: Y... yes?

Ignignot: Good. Now wrap yourself around that rack of DVDs.

Err: Smoke up!

Ignignot: Smoke while you are doing so.

Sumone stolde teh my Megahurtz!