Let's say you are in some type of trouble and you have $50,000, maybe you are Walter White. What is your escape plan?
Do you get a new identity?
Do you have a place in mind to move to?
What is your way out?
Let's see who has the best way to do this. 
I would look to find a cheap vehicle to buy off craigslist first. I would use it to get me out of my area and to some town. I would try to get construction work. They hire all types of criminals and I would use a relatives SS number and name if they needed to register me. Eventually I would try to start a handyman business or some other word of mouth money business to stay under the radar. If I lived frugally enough to save money. I would look yo find an exit / retirement plan.
I take a taxi (avoid driving to minimize run-ins with law enforcement) 3 hours south to Miami. Once I am in a large metropolitan area I have a better chance of avoiding detection. I bribe my way onto a freighter ship (using the half now, half upon arrival method) that is destined for any third world country (white people essentially can move thru any third world country without questioning). I bribe anyone along the way who impedes me. Repeat until I am safely delivered to a remote rural location with no presence of law enforcement. Bribe a local farmer to allow me to live with him and assist him in exchange for food, lodging, and confidentiality. 
Laziest FBI agent ever.
Doback M3 -Lol
I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for thechandelier . It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and Iescape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.”
I work in staffing, so I would print out a roster of a couple hundred socials and DOBs, just incase I need to change identities a few hundred times.
Like someone said, buy a cheap set of wheels (a motorcycle probably). Some camping gear to lay low for a while, and make my way north.
TL:DR I would give handjobs for rides up north.
Doback M3 -
I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for thechandelier . It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and Iescape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.”
Also voted up Mr. Schrute
Bruham - I work in staffing, so I would print out a roster of a couple hundred socials and DOBs, just incase I need to change identities a few hundred times.You have 50k in this scenario, not sure the HJs are necessary.
Like someone said, buy a cheap set of wheels (a motorcycle probably). Some camping gear to lay low for a while, and make my way north.
TL:DR I would give handjobs for rides up north.
MMA_KNOWLEDGE -Bruham - I work in staffing, so I would print out a roster of a couple hundred socials and DOBs, just incase I need to change identities a few hundred times.You have 50k in this scenario, not sure the HJs are necessary.
Like someone said, buy a cheap set of wheels (a motorcycle probably). Some camping gear to lay low for a while, and make my way north.
TL:DR I would give handjobs for rides up north.
Necessary? Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyways because its sterile and I like the taste.
drive three hours south to Mexico. Pay enough bribes to head to Madagascar, live there like a king (an under the radar king) on the beach. Maybe head to Mauritius or La Reunion if I'm feeling frisky.
Bruham -And it's sterileMMA_KNOWLEDGE -Bruham - I work in staffing, so I would print out a roster of a couple hundred socials and DOBs, just incase I need to change identities a few hundred times.You have 50k in this scenario, not sure the HJs are necessary.
Like someone said, buy a cheap set of wheels (a motorcycle probably). Some camping gear to lay low for a while, and make my way north.
TL:DR I would give handjobs for rides up north.
Necessary? Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyways because its sterile and I like the taste.
onyx2002 - drive three hours south to Mexico. Pay enough bribes to head to Madagascar, live there like a king (an under the radar king) on the beach. Maybe head to Mauritius or La Reunion if I'm feeling frisky.Why Madagascar? It sounds awesome but it seems like an interesting pick.
MMA_KNOWLEDGE -onyx2002 - drive three hours south to Mexico. Pay enough bribes to head to Madagascar, live there like a king (an under the radar king) on the beach. Maybe head to Mauritius or La Reunion if I'm feeling frisky.Why Madagascar? It sounds awesome but it seems like an interesting pick.
Is that even a question?
LEMURS MOTHAFUCKAH!!!!
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Hire a private plane/boat to take me to ecuador in a cargo box. Change my identity, grow a beard, find work as a stagehand so I'm always in a dark place literally behid the scenes and live the rest of my life as a white ecuadorian with a bad Boston accent.
jvwand -That is pretty good.
Hire a private plane/boat to take me to ecuador in a cargo box. Change my identity, grow a beard, find work as a stagehand so I'm always in a dark place literally behid the scenes and live the rest of my life as a white ecuadorian with a bad Boston accent.
Brazil has no extradition policy with the US. I'd see if I could sneak or bribe my way onto a freighter heading there.
MMA_KNOWLEDGE -onyx2002 - drive three hours south to Mexico. Pay enough bribes to head to Madagascar, live there like a king (an under the radar king) on the beach. Maybe head to Mauritius or La Reunion if I'm feeling frisky.Why Madagascar? It sounds awesome but it seems like an interesting pick.
I lived there and in Mauritius for a bit. Absolutely crushing property but the warmest happiest people you will meet. Some incredibly beautiful land and cheap cheap cheap to live there.
Bury half the money, raid a morgue for a lifeless body two states from where I live. Burn body and my vehicle beyond recognition. Make my way north to Alaska. Live out my days banging Eskimos and killing polar bears.