Open your back door and see this on your porch

What do?

I would check my basement for chloroform and duct tape.

It's a trap. Phone Post 3.0

15 will get you 20

I would have a seat over there Phone Post 3.0

1. Card them

2. Welcome them to Poundtown

3. Inform them they can call me Mr. Mayor.

Spray em with the hose and tell em to gtfo of my yard. Phone Post 3.0

DaveFu - 1. Card them

2. Welcome them to Poundtown

3. Inform them they can call me Mr. Mayor.


Hymen Grinder, Mayor

Taste the Rainbow.

Kmonk - Taste the Rainbow.


get some powdered sugar and add a little bit of water to it, mix it up good so it has the look an consistency of semen. then put it in a squirt bottle, creep up and I do mean creep up to them and squirt them a little bit every so often.

when the arresting officer arrives on the scene throw the bag of powdered sugar at their feet and demand them to do their worst!

Sit beside them

Jack immediately.